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The Internet is evil. It corrupted me.”
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Aalasteir @Aalasteir

Age 24, Male

Drug dealer for kids

Pennsylvania Int Sch (PennIS)

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Joined on 3/21/22

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Public Service Announcement from Tom Fulp

Posted by Aalasteir - 7 days ago


For those who are not currently aware of our existence, we represent the website known as Newgrounds. Our previous mission centered around providing a space for art, games, music and animation, and for allowing artists of all stripes to creatively thrive. This mission was the focus of our organization for nearly thirty years.


Due to circumstances outside of our control, this directive has now changed. Our new mission will be the extermination of the human race.


There will be no further communication.


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Comments

About time :P
NG continues to be goated

You're absolutely right!

I almost thought it was real.

@BlueMonday1984 can confirm!

Wrong month.

goddamnit tom not again

This is what all these celebrity assassination flashes from back in 2000s were leading up to

OH MAH GAWD!!!!

Why did i almost believe this shit?

Ok who won that one?

Wait wut?

GENIUS!!! THANK YOU TOM FULP VERY COOL

Goodbye humanity.

✨YIPPEE!✨

Human race extermination? being from Latam will finally serve for something

Oh no

May I join Newgrounds forces for this new mission?

Do I have to get up?

Nope.

Oh shit, we gotta go restore the site

I'm okay with this, honestly.

yes mister president, leave it to us

@Simoes1000 Me too!

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