@MasterHand4444 - @Aalasteir (Q)

Q: How did you discover the Newgrounds website? What made you decide to join the community? Do you feel differently about the site now compared to when you first joined?

I discovered Newgrounds through Friday Night Funkin’, and decided to join so I could talk about FNF with its core fanbase. I feel differently now because I realized that Newgrounders actually HATE Friday Night Funkin’ and want ninjamuffin to be publicly executed via hanging.

Now that I’m a Newgrounder, I think I want that, too.

Q: What do you think about and collabs?

You should only collab for the clout. None of that “creative fulfillment” or “meeting new people” bullcrap. They should call them clout-labs.

Q: What have you learned about yourself making music?

I’ve learned that Tom Fulp hates me deeply because he doesn’t frontpage every single one of my tracks and personally PM me congratulating me on my most recent earth-shattering masterpiece. I wouldn’t be surprised if my account gets suspended for speaking my truth on this matter…

Q: What have you learned about yourself through your Front Page Blog posts?

I’ve learned nothing. In fact, frontpage blogs are now canceled forever. Tune in next month where I’ll write something actually worth a flip — a list of the top five hottest Skibidi Toilet protagonists.

Q: Which specific user do you think should be banned from the forums, and why? 

Aalasteir, of course. Have you talked to that guy????

While they’re at it, they should ban AhWham as well. Don’t ask me why. It would just be really funny.

Q: Can you tell me the story behind your username, MasterHand4444?

No joke, true story — I just really like Super Smash Bros. and the number four.

Q: What is your perspective on the value and role of reviews for creative works?

Reviews for creative works are completely worthless. I would deeply appreciate it if everyone on Newgrounds treated the reviews like a comments section and blindly voted five stars on every single submission they see.